Subject: Q & A ...
Q-What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A-You can drop her off anywhere.
Q-What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A-Outlaws are wanted.
Q-What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
A-Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Q-Where does virgin wool come from?
A-Ugly sheep.
Q-How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A-It isn't hard.
Q-How can you piss off your husband while making love?
A-Call him from your cell phone.
Q-What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
A-His last name.
Q-What's the down side to a threesome?
A-You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
Q-How do you know you're really ugly?
A-Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Q-Why are hurricanes named after women?
A-Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Q-What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A-You can drop her off anywhere.
Q-What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A-Outlaws are wanted.
Q-What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
A-Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Q-Where does virgin wool come from?
A-Ugly sheep.
Q-How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A-It isn't hard.
Q-How can you piss off your husband while making love?
A-Call him from your cell phone.
Q-What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
A-His last name.
Q-What's the down side to a threesome?
A-You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
Q-How do you know you're really ugly?
A-Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.
Q-Why are hurricanes named after women?
A-Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
